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sidewalk cred

What you get when you try really hard to look or sound cool, but it doesn't quite work. You're trying to get street cred, but you're unsuccessful and wind up with only sidewalk cred.
Martha Stewart quoted Jayzee on her show yesterday, earning some sidewalk cred.
by BigMacUSNA91 January 22, 2008
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Sidewalk Fucked

The act of being unintentionally forced(fucked) off a sidewalk while walking with a group of people or when a person traveling in the opposite direction towards you doesn't move and you have to jump out of the way to avoid them .
A bunch of Asians just sidewalk fucked me into a tree.

She's sidewalk fucking bitches left and right.
by John Muledher February 17, 2010
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sidewalk shuffle

sidewalk shuffle

the awkward dance that results when two people approach each other from opposite directions, each attempts to move out of the other's way, and both end up moving in the same direction. Often followed by further ungainly movement, apologies, and awkward laughter.
Ugh, I just ran into Prof. Smith in the hall and we did the sidewalk shuffle. It was so awkward.
by english15 July 22, 2009
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Sidewalker

From MJ DeMarco's book The Millionaire Fastlane, they are the average people who don't know a lot about money and regardless of how much they earn, they will spend it all. In the worst case, they spend even more than they have and build a massive debt. Sidewalkers are usually one pay check from being broke, even though they may have a high salary.
He's making six figures, but if he lost his job he's one month from being broke. Stupid sidewalker.
by mr sawyer February 9, 2022
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Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.
We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!
by CaptainZ November 20, 2007
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sidewalk standoff

When two parties approaching each other in opposite directions on the sidewalk are both walking on the same side, and they both refuse to move to the other side of the sidewalk to avoid a collision.
I was walking down the street and some guy challenged me to a sidewalk standoff, but eventually he moved over to the other side. Pwned.
by Chemchemtrain January 30, 2009
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sidewalk service

When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.
The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.
by Tommy_John December 3, 2015
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