Siamese Squat

The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.

Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?

by SMEople May 8, 2014

Siamese Poop

When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.

My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.

by Goonga Lagoonga June 8, 2018

Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.

Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet

by Goat Lad June 26, 2010

Siamese Nigs

two or more black people that always repeat the exact or almost all of the all of the sentence the previous one said. This pertains to jokes as well.

Tyquan: Yo nigga, that bud was good as shit.

Sha'Riquanice: Nigga, that bud was good as fuck.

Tyquan: Shut up you nappy headed bitch.

Sha'Riquanice: You the nappy headed bitch.

Tyquan: How you sound right now?

Sha'Riquanice: Nigga. You trippin. How you sound nigga?

Tyquan: Ight den.

Sha'Riquanice: Ight den.

White Guy Overhearing: Fucking Siamese Nigs. I'll tell you how you sound. Fucking retarded. Thats how you sound.

by D Siegs August 25, 2010

siamese valley

Having sex with the neck cleavage of Siamese Twins that have two heads but share one body

I gave them a Siamese valley train until I nutted on their hunch back

by The_Sarge April 3, 2016

Siamese piss

When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.

" Dude, I just went to the bathroom and took a Siamese piss on the guys shoes next to me"

by Mfmt11 May 8, 2016

Siamese Dream

A rock album by The Smashing Pumpkins which contains songs which are heavy as fuck and slow love songs.

Siamese Dream is the 2nd best album by The Smashing Pumpkins. Gish! Is number 1 though

by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022