shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

shanker

Pronoun - An alternate way of spelling the Hindu "destroyer" god, Shiv Shankar. See Shankar.

The great Shiv Shanker is the destroyer of all life.

by Vikaas April 25, 2006

shankering

verb- Just throwing an article together without thought or any clue what is actually being written.

"There they go shankering another article and trying to pass it off as journalism."

by CalmTiger December 17, 2014

Skwanker

A skank that twerks.

"Hey, I was at the corner bar in Elwood Indianathe other night." "Oh yeah? Were the Saturday night Skwankers there?"

by Elwoodian April 19, 2018

shwinkers

A group of badass friends from hazelwood

Do you know that guy over there?
HELL YEAH, he’s one of the shwinkers

by Fuentata October 15, 2018

shanker mechanic

A doctor who treats genital sores

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic

by pumper47 April 14, 2021