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Fatal Strudel

A strutel that is given to one that has massive hemorrhoids, causing them to pop and bleed profusely, resulting in death.
Hey man, did you hear about Derrick? I heard Bill gave him a fatal strudel, and now he's dead.
by Dumas January 4, 2007
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Waking Strudel

Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.
Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.
by Dumas January 7, 2007
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Shrue

an unpleasant, sarcastic, emotional pregnant woman who is characterized by scolding, self loathing, lacking confidence, martyrdom and the desire to make other feel that their is something wrong with them instead of herself. Usually used in the context of explaining someones complete disappointment in frustration with someone.
her shrue like behavior was so awful that he had no choice but to not speak to her.
by Husband to a pregnant female December 15, 2017
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Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.
by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
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Jumping Strudel

Smacking someone EXTREMELY hard on the ass, while running and jumping in the air, leaving a red hand mark on the cheeks.
"Damn Derrick, how fast were you running when you gave me that jumping strudel? That bitch still stings."
by Dumas November 4, 2006
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Shredebris

Shredebris is the slang term for the copius amount of wheat debris from Shredded Wheat Cereal that accumulates at the bottom of the box.
Carl was looking foward to his daily intake of fiber with a delicious bowl of Shredded Wheat cereal. He was sorely disappointed when he opened the box and poured the cereal into the bowl only to find a few pieces of cereal left and a giant pile of Shredebris.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
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shrute

To mess things up in a sort of irreversible way.
It's something people say around your office, "You really Shruted it," Do you think it comes from Dwight Shrute?
by Dylan Santoriello August 28, 2007
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