ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

Shillington

A flabby, bowling-ball-like organism. Has a penchant for Diet Cokes(TM) and has the mental capacity of a four year old. In fact, these creatures have the remarkable ability to remain four years old for their entire lives. Has a zealot/follower mentality and will immediately devote them self to the meatiest, brawniest person in it's vicinity.

Prima: What's with that immature kid?
Secunda: Oh him? He's a Shillington, always following that muscleguy

A Shillington is analogous to a wannabe meathead

by PhDoctor December 5, 2010

shirling

The abstract sport of snake bating. Two teams of five form a circle around a snake, grasping in each hand the wrist a member of the opposing team, so as to alternate. The object is to pull a member of the opposite team directly in front of the snake, so as to provoke it into biting him or her. The game continues until only one member of one team remains uncapacitated, thus winning the game for his or her team. The sport was first conceived of by the "Kids in the Hall."

-One day, shirling will be as popular as monster trucks.

by 2_much_time_4_me July 11, 2005

shriekling

Pejorative name for a loud, screeching child.

I don't like going to restaurants much anymore. The breeders always bring their little shrieklings along and ruin the meal for me.

by Miz Daisy Cutter April 30, 2006

scrolling around

Person or persons screwing around browsingFacebook instead of paying attention to what's going on around them.

My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!

by Limitless9803 May 28, 2013

Taylor Schilling

talented actress that plays the role of Piper Chapman in the true story series Orange is the New Black. Also starred along with Zac Efron in The Lucky One.

Taylor Schilling is really good as piper in oitnb

by domatic October 17, 2015

shreklings

In the 'Shrek Is love, Shrek is life 4ever after' video on YouTube, Shrek says to the kid "All those who believe in me are my children" before leaving the room. These 'children' are known as shreklings. They are all around you and are often seen quoting Shrek is love Shrek is life.

billy: The game is over.

Ned: It's never ogre!

Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!

Billy: You little shreklings.

by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014