Shred it

When you keep talking about something no one in the conversation even cares about anymore.

Eric’s over there shredding right now.

SHRED IT BRO

by Jane with two l’s October 6, 2018

Shriditi

Shriditi is a witty and shy person who is always there to hype her friends. 🙌🏻

She is a cool cat and aspires to become a cat-mom one day. 😺

She likes to sleep during online classes by keeping her webcam taped. 😌

"Here comes the cool cat mom"

"You mean Shriditi?"

by probably_neurodivergent December 2, 2021

Shredinger's test

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.

This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.

by veelenga March 6, 2019

shredi knight

The Shredi are physical and mental keepers of the secret of an ancient and noble subcultural organization of society, known for their talent in and observance of The Stoke. Using the gravity and natural forces around them to generate the Stoke and wielding their signature shred sticks, members of the Shedi Order rip for kicks and chicks in all arenas of the natural and man-made Earth, often against their mortal enemies, including The Popo, The Great White, and The Avalanch.

There are different levels of Shredi, ranging from apprentice to shredi master. Shredi Masters, like those listed below, are often revered for there mastery of Stoke and Stick. Many of the highest Shredis have risen to mastery of multiple forms.

Laird Hamilton, Tony Hawk, Kelley Slater, Shaun White

Did you see me go fins out on that turn? I think I'm on my way to becoming a Shredi Knight.

by Blue Team December 15, 2008

Shredtarded

When something shreds so hard it's retarded. The mental state of it is not normal.

" Did you see that band last night? Their set was shredtarded!"

by zomgdam December 28, 2009

Shrekitis

This is a one in a sextillion disease that is found in babies after birth. This illness happens because the parents both watched Shrek while having sex. It’s a very rare disease and can cause the baby to say random Shrek lines at random times.

Baby: *Exists*
Mom: Awww he’s so cute
Baby: WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?
Doctor: I’m sorry to break it to you but your baby has Shrekitis

by Guywithdefinitions March 5, 2019

Arkhaik Shredtasticitis

The sometimes deadly desease in which one cannot stop themselves from eargasming every 2.37 seconds to the band Archaic Eclipse.

ex. 1
"8:37am i cant stop listening to bezerker.
8:37am neither can i.
8:37am its so brutal.
8:37am i'm still listening to lucid also
both of those are on a repeat playlist on my ipod (which i take everywhere)
lol" ~An actual conversation between two sexy, beautiful men with severe cases of Arkhaik Shredtasticitis.

ex 2. *Do not take Archaic Eclipse if you have a pre-existing awesomeness condition, as heart failure and severe hemorrhaging are possible and likely. If you have a Archaic Eclipse lasting for more than 4 hours, contact your doctor immediately, as this could be a sign of a rare but serious side effect (Arkhaik Shredtasticitis).“Don’t wait! Get Archaic Eclipse right now! You won’t regret it.”~Endorsed by ArchaicInc—“Searching for a cure of “Arkhaik Shredtasticitis” to support all those infected. All donations are appreciated!”

by Archaic Drummer December 21, 2010