Golden Baby Shower 

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

Golden Baby Shower by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

Baby shower 

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes

I gave a whole town a baby shower

Baby shower by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024

Alabama baby shower 

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member

My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower

Alabama baby shower by Dankone January 20, 2024

Baby Shower 

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool

“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”

Baby Shower by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

Baby shower

When someone takes a massive shit and is proud enough that they gather multiple people to see, the gathering is known as a baby shower. Common gifts include a Chipotle gift card, laxatives, and toilet paper.

The other day Rick called us all into the bathroom for a baby shower. His turd was as big as a pringles can!

Baby shower by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Give you a "baby shower" 

When a guy finishes on your face.

Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."

Give you a "baby shower" by ADray707 January 4, 2023

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025