shwanke

A chronic masturbater that cannot resist to jack off even if he is in an inappropriate place such as a swimming pool, movie theater, or cosco parking lot.

Cosco parking lot?!?!? Wow you're one chronic shwanke!

by Leeeroy Jenkins July 2, 2008

Shwank

Another word for cool.

Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh

by funu555 September 27, 2014

shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011

shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

by noobinator12 November 26, 2010

shpwankle

dump in a hairy anus hole with eggnolidgecalinter when the whump is dunking the 69 in ghlot eggenheimer

the shpwankle is in yo house

by FWOMPLETEASA April 20, 2008

Shwankle

a device used to enlarge you penis by 85 percent.

dude pass me that shankle.
hey man its my turn with the shwankle.
stop hogging the shwankle!

by jebidiah1212 November 4, 2010