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Pork Shoulder 

A pork shoulder is more commonly known as a large seasoned roast typical of Hispanic cultures. However, internet subcultures have recently begun to use the phrase to describe a technique of sexual nature. Typically involving a man, his wife/girlfriend, and possibly her sister. The nature of the move is a mystery, but the humor involved and the dumb looks you will get are well worth it.
"So on the PD.com forums yesterday, I heard that LMNO gave his wife the pork shoulder!"
Pork Shoulder by Suu Kao September 7, 2007
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slopey shoulders 

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.
Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!
slopey shoulders by The Realist! February 2, 2009

Over Shoulder Boulder Holder

A slang term for a bra

shoulder shruggin 

dancin it up; laughing excessively; or partying all night. Also called shoulder shrugs or chasin waterfalls.
My homies and I were at a party straight shoulder shruggin

No-Shoulder

The urban name for snakes. Country folks often use this word in the summertime when snakes are very active.
Be careful in them woods, and watch out for them no-shoulders. You know they can sneak up on you.
No-Shoulder by Joshua Turner November 14, 2011

Shoulder Bag 

Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.
Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.
Shoulder Bag by Miss Dish May 20, 2018

Shoulder Shakers 

That joke is so funny. SHOULDERS SHAKING. shoulder shakers is a group of people laughing

synonym for lol, lmao, etc
Shoulder Shakers by sillygoofymood October 19, 2021