shirtcocked

Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.

We were walking to the beach when we saw that dude playing with himself behind the slide. Alison must have been shirtcocked, cause she got the Serious Creeps and took off running. Somehow through principals of a non-local universe, the shirtcocker is able to project sex crimes onto his victim simply through lines of sight.

by pete from reno September 6, 2009

strawberry shortcock

a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.

Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.

by Steve-o and Tim June 1, 2007

Shorrock

Another word for a moron

Hey i drink Dr pepper and eat candysticks all day!

Dude you're such a shorrock

by stuntbam September 29, 2010

ShortStack

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by SilentRenegade November 26, 2010

shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004

Shortstack

A version of doggy style, wherein the female lays flat like a pancake, and the male enters from behind, laying down on top of her.

"I would like to be shortstacked by him"

"She'd make a great shortstack"

by jbrwsf June 2, 2009

shortstack

A cute little boy in 6th grade who gives you money and is very nice. He gives you gum that has a dissolving wrapper and also gives you a pencil if you need it in class. I love you shortstack!!!

LYLAB!!!

Hey shortstack! You have a pencil?

Aww shortstack you are soo cute!

Shortstack? I need money. Love you!

by peaceluvcookies5 May 18, 2009