Shortify

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

by David Christo September 14, 2008

51 Shortfalls

An infusion of sounds, lyrics and presence that will haunt your wet dreams for decades.

Her body still danced to the echoing beats in her brain, her ears twitched craving more, and her panties were wetter than niagra.. It was clear she had been to 51 Shortfalls. eargasm genius fantasmic

by zombietesla26 November 10, 2010

shortsighted

1. dim-witted/dum/etc.
2. with bad distance vision: unable to see clearly objects that are far away.

1. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
2. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."

by boingat January 16, 2005

shorties

(n.) A hawt suburban woman.

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.

by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

Shortridge Academy

A Therapeutic Boarding school for high schoolers where you are usually forced to come too, residing in NH. You can work on emotional issues and such. Usually you get sent for abusing substances, and being depressed or out of control in your life. The stay ranges from 14-18 months.

Person 1: Wheres Eleanor?
Person 2: O she get to Shortridge Academy for drinking too much.
Person 1: That sucks.
Person 2: Yeah its ok she will probably be back in 6 months for a home visit.
Person 1: HEYUP!

by Rambology June 1, 2010

shortie

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.

Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?

by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003

shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.

I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.

by God I hate the perpetuation of commercial 'urban culture' in modern hip-hop and R&B music. January 10, 2008