Tilden Middle School

Tilden Middle School is a school located in Old Georgetown Road in Rockville Maryland. Most people here think they're better than everyone else because they wear Vineyard Vines. Others are just trying to get through life and don't really care. People here love Mr.Green and idolize Noor because she's iconic. You'll be fine if you just mind your own business and don't start drama, also don't be an attention seeker or dress up like a unicorn, cuz no.

"Tilden Middle School is a school"

by basicluv December 15, 2018

School shootings

The favourite past time of children in America

Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings

by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

Middle school

An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of 2-4 years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide.

Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers.

To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to 300 degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.

There goes Rick. Poor child. Someone poisoned him with middle school, its like his happiness has rotted away.

by Lord Passion March 5, 2013

School

Six Cruel Hours Of our Lives where the teaches give us random knowledge that we will literally never use

I can’t believe I have to go to school tomorrow. Our teacher is telling us about the history of the unisvers which I’m totally going to need when I’m a marine biologist.

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

School

a huge fucking waste of time and effort. half the crap you learn, you just end up forgetting. you are forced to work on pointless worksheets you seen 3 years ago while listening to annoying assholes try to be funny. you never end up being with any classes with your friends. sit by yourself and everyone assumes you are quiet. ususally the classes are filled with fat bitches and assholes that you try to ignore. they talk out in class while you are taking notes so your parents dont beat your ass, and they stop the teacher and bring them to talk about their fucking cats itching problems. half the time you have no fucking idea what is going on from spacing out and fail that test. when you come home all you want to do is sit down and rest but NO theres fucking homework that if you dont finish you will fail. and then your parents will threaten to send you to a fucking private school across the country. and if that doesnt work they will throw your tv out the window/computer down the stairs.

billys dad: where is your homework?
billy: ...oh that..i forgot becuase i was watching the news for civics
bills dad: WTF NO WATCHING TV I SAID! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? DO YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU COME HOME FROM SCHOOL!!!
(tv crashes through window)

by xtreemlybored October 18, 2008

Barrington Station Middle School

Barrington Middle School is a crappy middle school with over 1,000 kids, most of them being fuckboys. You can always find at least 5 juul pods in every bathroom every time you walk in. The cops are constantly showing up in the front of the school and everyone is high af. People always get beat up and nobody gives a shit if you get beat up in this hellhole.

I go to Barrington Station Middle School where I am always high on drugs and I constantly get beat up.

by Bea🐝 May 25, 2019

Middle School Boys

So gay yet so homophobic

The Middle School Boys are... Jesus christ not the moaning

by I simp for golf ball: ⚪🟦🖤🤍 February 19, 2022