Shoelace shit

Fecies in length so astronomically long that its approx. 36 inches long, that near of a shoelace.

Zak: I just had a shoelace shit today.
Rolf: you suck
Nate: ya you do . fuck

by Rolf M Nate G May 29, 2005

jamacian shoelace

when u are fucking ur friends mom and ur dreadlock falls out and u put the dreadlock in ur friends moms anal cavity

dude i gave brandons mom the jamacian shoelace last night and she slapped me

by a jamacian guy November 24, 2009

Tie the Shoelace

To bend over in a wonderful fashion.

"Hey girl, you wanna tie the shoelace for me?"
"Wtf you talkin' 'bout boi?"
"Your shoelace is untied!"

by Crustin April 17, 2006

Shoelace Belt

A shoelace belt is not for bending dowm when you skate, thats a complete misunderstanding. A shoelace belt is worn because it holds up your pants better when you are doing stairs.

When Kyle had to ollie the 8 step he proffered to where a shoelace belt than normal belt

by Ronnie "timmy" January 19, 2009

Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 04, 2019

Black Shoelace

1. If you were to wear black shoelaces around your wrist or ankle this means you’re anti-gun violence

2. Anti-gun violence/ anti-school shootings

Kids will often wear black shoelaces around there wrist/ankles in a silent protest

by CM2005 March 14, 2019

Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.

"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"

by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022