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get your shit in one sock

v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
by Carl Willis November 7, 2005
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Shit in a Sock

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.
ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.
by he who had the most fun January 25, 2009
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Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not
I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock
by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019
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Shocksite

A website typically used to horrify and disturb viewers.
J:Hey go to google and type in tubgirl
A:Alright what is it supposed to be-oh god!!
J:Like that shocksite?
by Snagglebroth November 12, 2009
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shitty sock

When you have been short changed or generally pissed off by someone and you need to get back at them. You proceed to dump your load into a sock, preferably a large stretchy sock, then swing it around and slap the said person across their face.
The bitch stole all my money, she needs a shitty sock.
by phatmedia August 21, 2008
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Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock
Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock
by Skradragons March 15, 2017
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Shitty shack

When you are bowling and you toss your ball onto the neighboring lane.
How shit! Did you see Liam’s shitty shack in the 3rd frame?
by West side dirty December 19, 2018
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