Shnarfday

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

sharfaa

The finest woman to ever walk the planet. Looks and should be treated like royalty. The love of life itself.

If God was a woman her name would be Sharfaa

by LEGDAY December 29, 2019

shnarant

a person that is more than just a fucking schmuck, but similar to a putz; not a human being, but an idiot

"Hey Jack, did you just fart?"
"No, you shnarant!"

by BigPutz41 April 22, 2022

sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

by Spurtz November 12, 2007

snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

Shnarkey

taking a fat shit/poop.

Travis took a fat SHNARKEY and stunk up the whole house.

by Carry Smith October 25, 2007

ball snarffling

The process through which a funny sound is made when there is suckage of the balls.

Lyndsay has many talents, but her forte is ball snarffling.

by Jon, John, and Judah July 4, 2006