Shmoff

A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.

Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.

by Dolphus-Raymond May 18, 2010

Shmobtacular

ADJ. An act or decribing word. Used in an epic moment of dopeness or just out of pure amazingness.

Ayy, that kill was almost SHMOBTACULAR, but you died.

by MUTHAPHUKKINJIMBO August 31, 2010

Shmoltinator

A rare species who goes by the human name colt, known for taking it all the way down to brown town to the point where organs will be blown our of the anal cavity, may cause rectal trauma in severe cases

Who painted my toilet this nice fucking oak brown? Must've been the shmoltinator

by Tal turner October 2, 2017

shmootz

V. Any type of physical contact of a somewhat sexual nature with a member of the opposite sex. such as; kissing, making out, any kind of base and any form of "-job"

See "Shmootzen"

Chuck-"Did you see Franciny McDingle last night?"
Ralph-"Ya sure you betcha, I would shmootz her brains out."

Ralph- "I'm hanging out with Jalliqua tonight"
Chuck-"you finally gonna get some shmootzen?"

by shmorgensborgen July 11, 2010

Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 10, 2009

Shmotz

Keyboardist for the band Mushroomhead.
He and the rest of the band own.

Shmotz can I lick you?

by Strawberry Gashes March 27, 2004

shmooted

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

by 3bc March 8, 2009