shmeeshnoggen

To sexually abuse a giraffe.

As I walked through the rainforest I saw a rainbow chimpanzee shmeeshnoggening harshly and loudly in striped granny panties.

shmeeshnoggen by bobbajoeshalamapoopaquack February 21, 2009

Shmeegan 

Smelly man who eats poo

Keegan is such a shmeegan

Shmeegan by Dan_howarth April 7, 2020

Shmeeg

Shmeeg is basically a cigarette it can be used many ways

For example
"Yo dawg let me bum a shmeeg"
"Go fuck your self I only got one shmeeg left"
"Hey, lets bring our beers outside and have a Shmeeg break"
"Fuck we need to go on a shmeeg run I have no more shmeegs"
"Hey man im bored wanna coem shmeeg"

Shmeeg by Nik135 May 26, 2006

shmeesh 

I simple way to quiet an annoying person that keeps on talking without telling them to shut up.

Shmeesh man! Your talking to much about that.

shmeesh by thegreatunknown August 12, 2006

shmeeg

shit'n from ur Kunt

shmeeg by SlasheR September 26, 2003

shmeeSAT 

mocking the PSAT

PSAT, shmeeSAT

shmeeSAT by johnnie tsunami April 30, 2003

shmeeg

A fag, aka someone of lower coolness stature

everyone on the master pickup artist is a shmeeg. a big shmeeg.

shmeeg by Dr. Mike Vaughan February 5, 2009