shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

Shmeeple

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

by Seby man November 29, 2019

Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

shmee

1. a common domesticated feline pet.
2. a feline of ANY species.

That is one big furry shmee over there.

by DMW576 July 15, 2006

Shmeee

Something in questioning or of a slow mental state.

Consciously and subconsciously agreeing with the universe that something is a meme.

A sound made and word said when one is pertaining to the act of being a meme.

Shmeeeeeeee!
You’re a shmee
That’s such a shmee

by M3M3L3G3ND69 June 9, 2018

Shmeeble

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

shmee burger

Somebody that is 1.wack 2. an idiot

that guy is such a shmee burger

by Stags August 18, 2006