dog shmeat

when something is dog shmeat it is bad

that’s dog shmeat my guy
used negatively

by djmdjmdjm11 November 16, 2018

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

Shmeat

I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.

Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.

by Mrmeeeet November 24, 2021

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017

shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016