shmonguin

a cross between a sheep, a monkey, and a penguin.
used by one to address a loved one.

I love you shmonguin.

How was your day shmonguin?

by DjFirm February 14, 2009

Shagline

1.Slogan / Tagline of an adult product.
2.Punchline of a sex or dirty joke

Guy 1: *tells joke*
Guy 2: Hahalolz ... Halarious shagline my friend.

by Loflyinjett May 19, 2009

Shmangle

To have sexual intercourse with one another, shmangle the body

I can't wait for tonight I'm going to shmangle her !

by Shmangle69 December 28, 2016

shmanglehopp

MPOS-ese

To cup your hands together and blow through them, making the noise of a whistle. To do so is not easy but when perfected, you can tick off oily sixth graders and other annoying losers.

Patrick shmanglehopped, and that one kid yelled at him to stop. But he did it anyway.

by Melli March 3, 2005

Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010

Schmanging

Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging

by jfjfj December 12, 2012

shminglish

A language derived from English in which the first consonant of every word is replaced with "shm". If the word does not start with a consonant, you add "shm" as a prefix

"Shmi shmove shmou", said Alex, letting his love know his affections in Shminglish.

by Jackman6of7 June 5, 2017