Schlummy

A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.

Check out the new neighbor, he's kinda schlummy.

by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022

Shlumpy

Catchphrase when a couple is caught lacking in public

"Shlumpyyyyyy hahahaha"

by king of shlumpyland April 26, 2023

Schlummy

So stupid it’s actually hilarious

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy

by cumin7892 July 2, 2023

Shlumby

Homophobic

Damn, my friend got shlumby when the topic of gay people came up

by Kyhsh October 15, 2023

Shummy

Shit, Turd, Crap, Poop, Faeces, Excrement, Waste

I just took a massive shummy. It was a really weird colour. Do you think I should see a doctor?

by Lahroonie July 7, 2024

shlimmy

the act of eating fifteen slices of cake at once

Bro I did a shlimmy yesterday it made me puke all over my nuclear bomb

by Hmpeign July 22, 2024