shonkey

Two animals of the four-legged kind mate to produce a new breed of animal that is mix of the two. Its a misfit. A mistake.

A Shetland Pony that has bred with a Donkey, now that is a Shonkey.

by Juliette Taylor April 17, 2006

shonkey

what you get when you cross and mate a sheep with a donkey.

Shonkeys are native to Ravenna, Ohio. If it can pull the wool over your eye and kick you in the ass, it must be a shonkey.

by Michelle My Bell April 5, 2007

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

shronkey

like if shrek and donkey fuck and get kids they is shronkey then

shronkey

by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020

slonkey

a dick!

not many people like to underestimate their own slonkeys, only the ones of others.

by leopardhead December 12, 2009

shdonkey

means to tell someone else to shut up!

Jessica, your a Shdonkey!...

or

Shut the Shdonkey.

by Jessica and Wendy August 1, 2007