holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

Shizooka

A semi-solid poop that is dropped in one large explosive discharge, not to be confused with a canon ball dump or a shiss

I drank so much Bud Light and ate so much pizza last night that the shizooka that I had this morning coated the inside of the toilet bowl.

by Genenfrek2 June 10, 2010

shitmobile

A term for a car that is in a horrible state of disrepair. Usually they are rusty, falling apart, ugly ect. Similar to a crapmobile.

Look at that piece of shit car, its a shitmobile.

by unknown999 March 17, 2008

Shitmouth

Somebody whose breath stinks of shit and often mixed with hints of other foul odours to complete the smell.

I bumped into a French guy on the bus he was really nice but oh my lord he was a shitmouth.

by Asda carpark November 1, 2018

shizno

a shizno is a smelly animal who's excremeant produces it's own defication: often used as a insult

look what you did to my shirt you damn shizno!

by flaminshiz April 16, 2007

shimonaway

1- The gibberish a drunken man yells when he does not understand what he is saying in a Las Vegas casino on New Years Eve.

My drunk friend yelled, "SHIMONAWAY!!" as he ran around.

by Sethdawg March 5, 2008

Shimon

Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.

Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.

by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017