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The Shittening

When a person is exposed to gross incompetence on a repetitive basis to such an extent that they themselves undergo a dramatic and sudden decrease in their own competence.

Etymology: First used in the early 21st century, it is believed to be a colloquial inversion of "The Quickening" from The Highlander science fiction series in which, when one nearly-immortal highlander defeats another, they gain all knowledge and power possessed by their vanquished opponent.
"I'm afraid that if I have to trudge through fixing yet one more piece of garbage work I might end up going through The Shittening myself."
by Fessie September 26, 2024
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Shitten

a hybrid of a shark and a kitten
guy 1 - Jesus what is that?
guy 2 - it's my pet shitten.
by DingDongSlayer July 4, 2021
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Shitten

Alternative word for 'keep'. A kitten and sheep combo. Eventually grows into a shat.
"A cat and sheep combo is a 'shat', and a kitten and sheep combo is a 'shitten'."
by Minty Mochis December 8, 2021
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The reverse shittening

When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.
by McJazzerVEVO October 5, 2018
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Shitten cone

When you or a sexual partner shit in an ice cream cone more specifically a waffle cone shove the point up your shitty asshole and then eat the cone to the point that you have to suck it out
Sarah is into scat so she asked for a shitten cone
by Iwasamisstake January 28, 2024
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Shittening

When you are having a shit and something frightens you . It's a step up from `shat my self` as you are already shitting. It just speeds up the process.
Today I was in the toilet and I had a shittening. A spider crawled up my leg.
by vibrazy September 16, 2021
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Shitten

a hybrid between a cat and a shark
person 1: Have you seen Jadon's Shitten?!
person 2: YEA!! It's soo cool!
by DingDongSlayer July 11, 2021
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