shitsuperstar

Any object used in competition that is 1/2 the size of your opponent's

I would have won that turkey jerk off contest had my bird not had a shitsuperstar penis

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Shitspert

To be well versed in the sport of dedication.

Steve dropped a stank duece and decided to post details on Facebook. He certain is a Shitspert.

by Some dirty guy August 31, 2013

Shitaphernalia

shi·a·pher·na·lia   /ˌshitəfərˈneɪlyə, -fəˈneɪl-/ shit-uh-fer-neyl-yuh, -fuh-neyl-

noun

1. ( sometimes used with a singular verb ) incredible amount of RANDOM equipment, apparatus, or furnishings
2. ( used with a plural verb ) personal belongings randomly misplaced in an unnatural location.

Let's go! Did you pack all your shitaphernalia?

My girlfriend keeps all her shitaphernalia in her glove compartment.

by MrBornSlippy November 9, 2012

Shisper

A fart that is so quiet that is like a whisper, accompanied by a horrible smell

"What's that smell?" "Sorry it was just a shisper, damn Chipotle"

by Craig Mack and bitch nasty October 12, 2013

Shisper

The alternative to whispering. When you whisper, you're like shh, so I mean..shisper.

He looked me dead in the eye and shispered "...waffle panties" into my ear.

by SassyTrencher July 13, 2015

shitspending

When a collective does a organized donation raid on a charity organization which leads to the shutdown of the cherities website. Simply a well-meant DDOS-Raid.

A: You heard how much money "Deutsche Krebshilfe" earned last night? The server crached!
B: Yeah, we initiated a Shitspending
A: Cool! >_

by Damagetrip March 27, 2018

shitspending

When an organized collective donates great amounts of money to a specific charity which leads to a shutdown of its website. Simply a well-meant DDOS-Attack.

A: I hate Krebs so much! Have you heard how much money "Deutsche Krebshilfe" earned last night?
B: Yeah, we initiated a Shitspending on their website. We did a great job!
A: Cool! >_

by Damagetrip March 27, 2018