Shitmate

When two or more coworkers experience horrid work conditions, esp. Navy. Replaces "shipmate" with "shitmate."

*Word comes from above that the weekend has been cancelled*

"Well, looks like we are going to be stuck here yet again, shitmates!"

by rukasu_01 May 14, 2014

SHITUATED

Getting shituated: The process of spreading your asscheeks so that you don't have to wipe.

I got shituated in preparation for my big one.

by glarglefargle November 19, 2016

shitate

A big ole shit

I just took a shitate in my friends toliet.

by Twistaaaa July 13, 2017

Shituated

Condenses two words into one: Shit and Situated; as in "I've got to get my shit situated".

Man, I've gotta get shituated.

by CeVincCenzeeznze June 11, 2018

Shitmate

A nice way of calling someone a shitbag, i.e. not being squared away or being disgusting.

Hey shitmate! Fix your cover, that ain't your grandad's ball cap.

Shitmate go hygiene, you smell like ass.

by Slackjaw Johnson November 10, 2019

shiteater57

swag, was dagashis, genshin player, shit kinker, friends with a baka

shiteater57 is super baka.

by amongusventi March 26, 2021

SHITEATER FRIENDS

One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.

The SHITEATER FRIENDS.

FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.

SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.

A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.

The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.

The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.

If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.

by ELON MONITORS April 20, 2021