shitfuck

When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.

One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik

by lingling maguyver September 30, 2008

shitfuck

when you know shits about to be fucked

Person to other person when they spill my cereal: you 'bout to be shitfucked in a moment or two

by I peed my pant s June 17, 2019

shitfuck

a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.

Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"

"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!

by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011

shitfuck

an expression used when something has gone horribly wrong.

another way of saying anal sex.

"did you do the project due today?" "SHITFUCK that was due today??"

"yea man we shitfucked"

by someonechanged January 1, 2010

shitfucker

A guy who fucks shit

"I like to fuck shits"

"Then you're a shitfucker"

by wtf is this shit February 6, 2012

shitfuck

A sex game, personally my favorite:

1. Get as many men as you can
2. Have all the men sit in a circle
3. All the woman shit on the men's dicks until they start to cum
4. After a while, the men fling their cocks and the person who flings the shit highest gets to fuck any women of his choice

There's also a version of this with women, so they don't miss out on fucking someone of their choice!

I just won the shitfuck hosted at Penis High, I got to choose my sexy gf and fuck her in the ass and i cummed so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022

Shitfuck

When you and your girl are having sexual intercourse, and while fucking, she shits on you.

Dammit! This damn bitch done shitfucked on me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020