shitfacer

Shitfacer is a term derived from the actions of one notably unscrupulous, shitfaced, and lascivious, young man that attends college in Newport Rhode Island. The term has been used as an adjective, noun, verb and in a variety of contexts. The term has been extrapolated to include many other prefixes to the suffix "facer". i.e. Stonefacer, Whorefacer, STDfacer, Spicfacer, "____"facer.

"Hey Pat, can you believe what shitfacer did last weekend?"

"Watch out for that driver, total shitfacer..."

"Hahaha, look at this stonefacer special, totally enamored by the all you can eat buffet!"

"Dude, look at the kid falling all over that girl, total shitfacer"

"Dude, that whorefacer def looks like an STDfacer"

by WestCoastWorder October 13, 2011

tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.

Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!

by romdo308 October 6, 2013

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

shiteo

a shitty video

I've seen all of her stupid shiteos on youtube.

by jbj1313 August 3, 2010

shitbook

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

shitface

The act of being so incredibly drunk that you would probably run up and down the streets naked and have no fucking clue what happened the night before when you woke up the next morning.

Holy shit bro, I've never gotten so shitfaced before in my life.

by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004

shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

by JV May 9, 2004