shitdick

When you are a dick of shit

Mark(fag)Gustidus

by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003

shitdick

A person who's penis bears the remnants of feces from an anal encounter

"Woah, did you here about Duff doing that chick up the ass?"

"Yeah, he's a total shitdick

by hellothar69er February 27, 2009

Shitdickulous

Not to be confused with Shitdiculous, this word means something so fantastically amazing that it makes you shit all over your dick.

Yes.

Fred: Ah, fuck, its so messy!

Steve: What happened!?

Fred: Nothing, its just Matt is so shitdickulous. I need to clean this up.

by Sarcastic Banana March 29, 2009

shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.

Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.

by DannyProvidence February 21, 2008

shitdick

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.

Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.

by berishnicoff December 28, 2005

Shitlinks

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.

Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Shitdick

A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.

Did you hear that Keegan’s a shitdick

by Conundrum of Philosophy March 1, 2021