Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!
by Tom Casey December 30, 2003
Get the Shitcunt Deluxemug. Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
Get the Shitcuntmug. There are so many stuck up shallow people on these online dating sites and yet most of them look less attractive then a toad, Fuck those shitcunts I'm finding love the old fashion way, offline!
by GI JAM May 6, 2019
Get the ShitCuntmug. by Kc10000 January 20, 2020
Get the ShitCuntmug. Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."
Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”
Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
Get the Shitcuntmug. a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behaviour, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.
Affected persons develop comorbid symptoms of chronic alcohol and drug addictions, as well as gambling. Cognitive functionality will be limited for sufferers, as the condition attacks the brain's centre for logic and reasoning. Sufferers are prone to irrational, aggressive outbursts. These outbursts can range from mild to extreme in severity. In severe cases outbursts will be followed by a phase of overwhelming feelings of shame and self-loathing, sufferers often deny their shameful behaviour seek alernate sources for blame (see Scapegoat Syndrome).
This condition can be effectively managed through the administration of weekly VITAMIN-B injections, which mitigate the symptoms. VITAMIN-B, though an essential part of the human diet holistically, is required in substantially higher doses for sufferers of Shitcuntitis in order to maintain cognitive functionality and reasoning.
Affected persons develop comorbid symptoms of chronic alcohol and drug addictions, as well as gambling. Cognitive functionality will be limited for sufferers, as the condition attacks the brain's centre for logic and reasoning. Sufferers are prone to irrational, aggressive outbursts. These outbursts can range from mild to extreme in severity. In severe cases outbursts will be followed by a phase of overwhelming feelings of shame and self-loathing, sufferers often deny their shameful behaviour seek alernate sources for blame (see Scapegoat Syndrome).
This condition can be effectively managed through the administration of weekly VITAMIN-B injections, which mitigate the symptoms. VITAMIN-B, though an essential part of the human diet holistically, is required in substantially higher doses for sufferers of Shitcuntitis in order to maintain cognitive functionality and reasoning.
by thestinger April 28, 2021
Get the Shitcuntitismug.