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shitsmoker

Someone who likes to smoke while there taking a shit. some people like to smoke when they drink, but shitsmokers smoke when they shit
Hey danielle, did you know doreen is a shitsmoker, instead of smoking while drinking she smokes while shitting.
by Tommy Pito October 27, 2011
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showbroke

When you've been bingeing out on a show on Netflix for awhile, and you run out of episodes left to watch, and you get that lame feeling of "Damn, I don't wanna watch any of that other crap! What the hell am I gonna do now?" This feeling is called being showbroke.

(Don't worry, you'll find something else, I promise)
When I finished the last episode of Orange Is the New Black on Netflix, I couldn't even think of watching anything else, it was like my life was crumbling under a huge wave of depression, I was completely showbroken... So, left with no more episodes to watch, I suddenly realized that I now had to actually get up out of bed, and put some clothes on, and go back to that thing that we all do, and have to deal with everyday... what's it called again? Oh yeah, LIFE!"
by travomatic March 6, 2015
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Shitbrowsing

Using your phone, tablet, or laptop while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Some guy was in the stall for 30 minutes. He must be shitbrowsing.
by manual63 March 7, 2016
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shitrogen

"daddy! i just saw a UFO!!!"

"bobby,your full of shitrogen"
by i got balls of steel February 28, 2009
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Shitbook

The book you leave in the toilet to read when you are taking a dump.
Hey John, how many times have I told you not to leave your shitbook in the bathroom?
by RetSet May 19, 2017
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shitbucket

an annoying person, usually referred to as "stupid", or "get away from me (persons name here) can be used as an insult or as a friendly jest. Someone whos done something stupid. Literally "you have stepped in a bucket of shit " from the days in which people didnt have toilets. A witty remark.
todd man, u totally just spazed at mark, you shitbucket!
by gillian May 3, 2004
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showbroken

When your hartbroken from a Tv show.
Gosh, I am showbroken after Michael left The Office.
by Mendel h October 22, 2017
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