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suisexual

When one masterbates wildly till their death and or dies while having uncontrolable sexual intercourse. Also having unprotected sex with hookers.
MIKE: Hey Paul hows your dad been these days... PAUL: aw man, he died bro, he was suisexual, he always had his pecker in his hand tapping all kinds of bitches, not only did he go blind but he went out with a bang.
by the-bouncer August 12, 2011
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by phartimus maximus June 29, 2010
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Suisexting

Career suicide by sexting, especially sexting people you don't know.
Congressman Weiner committed suisexting by sending explicit text messages to women he had never met.
by Snozzwanger December 10, 2011
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Sisexual

when a person loves 7 different things like inanament objects that are randomly chosen off the street to get kids made fun of for being so weird and the kids being weird by making out with those inanament objest or just being forced to.
That kid loves boys, girls, plants, pennies ,signs, paper, and plastic.
He's so sisexual when he looks at those items like a lover.
Why is ryan so sisexual when he looks at those plants?
I love those pennies, plants, girls,boys ,papers, signs, and plstic things as much as the other................maybe i should just make out with them.
I'll make that kid make out with that plant becasue it's perfect for him.
by Joe septer July 1, 2006
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suisex

(A malapropism between suicide and sexual intercourse)

*sex with yourself: a.k.a. masturbation, beating the monkey, a one-handed sally, beating off, jacking off, jerking it purple, waving to the crowd, scuba steve surfaces
He was committing suisex to porn last night.

All the kleenex are gone because my brother was having suisex.
by jfoxartist August 18, 2010
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Shisenhower

A real shit show, a fall from grace synonymous with losing your presidency.
You: "Sup dickhead"
Rando #1: "Just got back from shagging your mom"
You: "Shisenhower"
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Shisei

She is intelligent, witty, sophisticated, and delicate. A natural dreamer, she is dancing in the clouds, yet she remains grounded. There’s no one like her.
“Who is that gorgeous woman standing by the counter?”

“She, she’s Shisei.”
by shenotnax November 23, 2021
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