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hanging out my shingle

When a professional (especially a lawyer), rather than looking for a job, just goes and finds clients. This takes guts and a willingness to work constantly for precious little money in exchange for autonomy.
Law student 1: Hey, you made top 10%. I bet you could get that $160,000 opening at Rob, Ewe, and Howe!

Law student 2: Fuck those guys. I don't want to kiss ass for the next 20 years. I'm hanging out my shingle.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 7, 2009
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Shindig Shitter

One who shats on shindigs that go down in the hood.
...An alternative for the phrase party pooper. Because it sounds so much better than the nasty phrase party pooper.
Karen is such a shindig shitter, she always comes and shats on our shindigs.
by g--$ October 3, 2009
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Shindizzle

Verb meaning to do ratchet shit as a prerequisite to a come up. To con, hustle, or get over.
"Yo I had to shindizzle my pay stubs to qualify for that apartment. "

"Sooo, Im so broke that I had to return these shoes I wore to the job interview. So I shindizzled at the store and said "They looked worn so I'm bringing them back" lmao. You gotta do what you gotta do."
by Xotina&dis2good September 30, 2016
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Fack-Shiggity-Shak

What you may say when you really want to swear because you're excited or otherwise, but the congregation, support group or other prude association that you're affiliated with may be offended if you outright swear.
"Fack-Shiggity-Shak" I just won the lottery!
"Just stubbed my big toe, Fack-Shiggity-Shak that hurt!"
by AMdoctorlove November 21, 2011
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potato shingles

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.
You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.
by galute January 11, 2017
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Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.
Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021
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Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce
Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."
by ShovelInABucket October 4, 2021
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