shit-mane

Completely benign space filler, usually spoken before an actual response has been formulated by the coonversationalist.

Subject A: "Wattsup yo?"
Subject B: "Shit-mane.. notta damn thing."

by leeric October 4, 2004

Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

by MCRT February 26, 2011

shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.

(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!

by Kronen V May 7, 2010

Shit mah ballz

You you smash your balls into something and they explode.

I was grinding a rail on my skateboard when I stacked it and shit mah ballz

by mum-lel June 6, 2013

gay shit mad

Being so mad that you will turn down everything. Even a blowjob.

Bladen: Sean are you ready to party?

Sean: *no reply*

Bladen: What are you fucking gay shit mad?

Riles: FUCKING GAY SHIT MAD!

by Gayshitmadshawn November 10, 2019

Black shit matter

A protest that happened somewhere

Yo dude! Have you heard about the black shit matter movement?

by LMAOpoors April 9, 2022

Shit Machine Gun

A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.

"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"

"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."

by FatJackson October 14, 2009