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baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her
Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.
by Malician January 10, 2025
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Shelving

When you shit an entire log onto the toilet seat, on purpose.
Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.

Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!

Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party
by DJ Pies February 22, 2020
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gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
by ThatJO May 4, 2018
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squaring your shelves

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
by Toxicnukem (Youtube, Twitch) February 4, 2025
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shelved

A committed man that no longer controls life.
A man that can't make decisions on his own accord.

No Nuts Whipped Lack Of Personal Freedom
Since Justin got shelved by Julee, he hasn't been the same guy.
by House V1.0 March 30, 2017
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Book shelving

Stay away son, them mfs book shelving.
by Moto_ September 15, 2021
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