Shelving

When you shit an entire log onto the toilet seat, on purpose.

Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.

Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!

Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party

by DJ Pies February 22, 2020

gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.

Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.

by ThatJO May 4, 2018

baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her

Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.

by Malician January 10, 2025

shelved

A committed man that no longer controls life.
A man that can't make decisions on his own accord.

No Nuts Whipped Lack Of Personal Freedom

Since Justin got shelved by Julee, he hasn't been the same guy.

by House V1.0 March 30, 2017

putting up shelves on my wall

pegging your husband

im putting up shelves on my wall ifykyk

by TheBigOunce4 October 9, 2025

Book shelving

When you double stack two penises Oreo style.

Stay away son, them mfs book shelving.

by Moto_ September 15, 2021

dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012