Hard Shelling

the act of female teabagging.

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone

by cvcoleman September 14, 2010

Turtle Shelling

In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.

Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.

by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

Hot Shervington

When you roll up to your partner, get out of your wheelchair. Take your diaper off, whipe your shit on your partners chest. Then you make your partner whipe your ass.

After Murderball practice, I totally hot shervingtoned my personal assistant.

by Carl Shervington June 14, 2008

Shelping

The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.

I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.

by SeniorTravel.TV June 6, 2018