Shitpipe Sheriff

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.

(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'

by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009

sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

by Jamarley July 3, 2019

sheriff star

Is what you call an asshole which has had anal bleaching, hence it is a 'shiny sheriff star'.

I had a brown butt hole so I got it bleached and now I have a shiny sheriff star! My boyfriend loves it.

She was so fine I polished her sheriff star.

by Pradeep July 30, 2006

High Sheriff

High Sheriff is the title bestowed upon the ruler of Wales, England's largest county. See also Port Davies and Wales.

"Port Davies is where the High Sheriff resides"

by britishandworried January 27, 2005

Fun sheriff

Similar to the old ball and chain, the fun sheriff is your domestic partner who sucks all the fun out of your life by repeatedly encouraging you to be a responsible adult, and follow through with your commitments and obligations.

The fun sheriff stopped by my house looking for you earlier. I told her you were at the library when you were really at the keg party next door.

by oksull December 23, 2010

risky sheriff

When you blow your load before you know who you are having sex with, similarly to a sheriff in the Old West shooting a man before he knows whether he is friend or foe. A high risk gamble indeed.

Jack: "It's a good thing it was my girlfriend I took into the closet, I was a real risky sheriff last night."
Joe: "That's fucked up, dude."

by tsmagraw February 19, 2015

shooting a sheriff

The act of smoking marijuana or hash, in any form, even with vape or volcano

P1. hey dude, do you wanna shoot the sheriff?
P2. Nah dude is just shoot one with Jeff like 30 min ago
P1. really? did not know Jeff was shooting anymore, didn't he get caught?
P2. ah.. I don't know bro, he is shooting a sheriff right now, that is all i know.

by seboy August 28, 2017