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Tasmanian sharpshooter

A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.
Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter. Where's the next sign?
by Richard Kopf July 29, 2012
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R Kelly Sharpshooter

The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.

you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a

(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.

Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
by ranchdong October 3, 2017
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sharpshooting

When you try jumping and putting your pee pee inside of a hoe this usually ends with a trip to the ER with a broken penis
He tried sharpshooting last night now his penis is in a cast
by DICK DOWN DADDY November 22, 2017
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Sharpshooter

A term for a man who dates, and or marries an older woman. The woman has to be at least two years older for the term to apply. Mostly used on the east coast of the United States. Derived possibly for a man who scores a "Cougar".
Man, look at Tim, scored that sweet cougar, he is quite a sharpshooter.
by JacquesHinks December 3, 2019
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maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.
"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"
by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017
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Mexican Sharpshooter

When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.
John said it burned when he peed cus he gave the stripper a Mexican sharpshooter.
by Nightstrife1282 December 18, 2024
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Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further
Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter
by ShitBalls8===D January 29, 2025
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