mr sharkey

The wisest history teacher in all of Drogheda, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations. Loves eating chalk

Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's gooo

by 2167 September 20, 2020

Sharkeisha

(/Char-kee-shuh/)
The unexpected removal of soul from body via a punch containing the
1. Street fighter equivalent of the shoryuken
2. Mortal kombat equivalent of a fatality
3. Wrath of the 3 Egyptian God Cards

Recipients of the 'Sharkeisha' may experience

1. Velma's 'Jinkies' syndrome
2. The need for extensive facial repair
3. Hallucinations of meeting a higher being, followed by utterances of glossolalia

My nigga got sharkeisha'd last night.
Hell nah I ain't jump in, I don't need to get any closer to God

by charleswest1 November 27, 2013

Sharkeisha

A heavy set female with beady eyes who sneaks a falcon punch in a fight, when you aren't looking. Attacks when you aren't paying attention, much like a shark. Pretty in the face, but ugly in every other way. Auto-correct tends to pop up when you type it in, and offer Lakeisha as an alternative.

1. You dont wanna mess with her! Shes sly as a fox, she'll pull a "Sharkeisha" on you.

2. -*types in Sharkeisha*

-Auto Correct: Did you mean: Lakeisha?

by QueenHermoso November 27, 2013

Sharkeisha

The act of super-sayian punching a person.

"Yo i finna sharkisha yo ass!"
"Press up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, B, A to unleash the Sharkeisha onto the enemy!"

by sharkeisha gurl November 27, 2013

sharrell

amazing person who is very kind hearted. One of a kind, she loves to help others. She is such a good person. It's hard to live without her.

Sharrell is beautiful on the inside and outside.

by The last of the real January 30, 2017

ashleigh shackelford

A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.

"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."

by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

Sharkeisha

The next echelon of striking punches, followed by the popular Falcon Punch.

Sharkeisha Punch has a far sinister etiology, in that victims of the punch have their souls separated from their body.

Salvation never comes even after death, as their soul is forever bound in purgatory with other victims (Morris, D., Craddock, M. 1996. Journal of African American Mythology. 15:3, 442-498)

"Damn.... How that girl gonna get sharkeisha'd so close to Christmas..."

"The latest sharkeisha victim was pretty sexy, wonder if she will put out more now that her self esteem is literally below zero."

by Dr. Tyronetrius Washington MD December 1, 2013