slapulate

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.

Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.

by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010

stimulated as fuck

when you drink caffeine at the same time you rip nic

person 1: yo i’m so tired why are you so awake
person2: i’m stimulated as fuck rn

by albertthe4th December 9, 2021

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

Shaculate

The unltimate state of euphoria for a man, the moment where he defocates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Bob: "hey john, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
John: "I just shaculated"
Bob: "what's that?"
John: "it's when you shit and jizz at the same time!"
Bob: "woah, that must feel awesome!"

by KboFecalCrySis April 8, 2009

Swimulate

verb; swimulation, swimulated, swumulate, swamulated, swim·mu-lating, noun
–verb (used without object)
1.
to dance as if you have no bones.
2.
to bob about due to massive consumption of hooch
3.
to sway, suspended in air as if floating in water.
4.
to smoothly slur all words in one solid sentence without spaces in the face of a worthy mate and thus make her totally swoon/swumulated.

5.
to be immersed or steeped in or overflowing or flooded with boozification at your local boozapalooza.

–noun
6.
an act, instance, or period of swimulation.
7.
seemingly unaware of your surroundings yet actively engaged in getting down and shaking your groove thang.

Etymology: The combination of simulate and swim. Coined by Joey Meatballs previously known as Joey Bahamas.

1.
Human: "Joey Meatballs, you look like you are really feeling this song by Toto."
Joey Meatballs: "I'm totally swimulating. I want assimilation through swimulation for everyone, to feel as though we're all of one mind..."
Human: "You sir, are a living legend."
Joey Meatballs: "...and yet I bleed real blood."

2.
Despite the crowd between him and the bar, Joey Meatballs will swimulate through them to get his beers from the bartender.

3. "Ah man, I am so swimulated right now."

by GardnerLou May 9, 2010

Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010