shakin' bacon

When a fat or obese man masturbates.

If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.

by Magilla Gorilla July 8, 2007

Shakin the can

The act of male masturbation.

It was derived from the the Wii game Mario Party 8, because they have a game called shaking the can where you shake the controller as hard as you can and it looks like you are masturbating.

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin Shakin the can to some gay porn

by Johnny Punani August 3, 2007

shakin the bouge

To make out in the out-of-doors. A modification on shaking the bush.

Are you guys together or just shakin the bouge?

Sorry i couldnt meet up with you guys down the Huron, I was off with (girl's name) shakin the bouge.

by Champlain-not-Sunset March 23, 2008

shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

Shakin' the Blue Flamingo

A euphemistic term that refers to when two individuals engage in heavy petting and girating, i.e. humping, especially when the two individuals are of the same gender/sex.

"Dude, Jane and Mary were up all night shakin' the blue flamingo."

by Barack O. Llama June 12, 2018

Shakin the spot

Leaving, Going, or going away

Guy: I am shakin the spot. I am gone.

by mrcub16 October 15, 2008

Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010