A family friendly way to say “go fuck yourself”. Like when someone asks you for a favor and you don’t wanna do them that favor you can say “shake your hand and find someone else.”

So my dad told me “you have to get a job” 6 times in a row and I got tired of it and when he said it again I said “Shake your hand.”

Shake your hand by YuOfTheNight August 16, 2019

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National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day

National SHAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS KANGAROO DAY with your PAPER RAZOR BLADES . If you see the kangaroo hit its ass and shave it and give your neighbor a kiss on the back of the leg.

Go to the house next to yours and ask to shave there kangaroo. On the back of the leg kiss them.. and hit the kangaroos ass while its being shaved. This is National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day.

National Shave Your Neighbors Kangaroo day by KangarooShaver69ppbuttSquirt2 October 23, 2019

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National shave your pussy month

LADIES IT IS TIME TO SHAVE THAT COOCHIE IDC HOW OLD U ARE ITS TIME PERIDOTTT ALLL YALLL QUEENS GOTTA BE CLEAN FOR UR MANSSS PERIODTTT

can you please shave it’s national shave your pussy month

National shave your pussy month by BLACKQUEEN💕✨ January 13, 2022

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shake your money maker

creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA

he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"

after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!

the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!

shake your money maker by michael foolsley November 16, 2011

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