Serrated Condom

Noun; A condom produced by Trojan that is serrated like a steak knife. A serrated condom adds the benefit of pain to pleasure.

Dave: Man that girl is so hot, but such a bitch
Brent: Yeah man, just fuck her with the serrated condom to teach her a lesson
Dave: classic

by bevelan December 16, 2011

Sextratary

Just like a regular secratary only one you have sex with instead of your spouse or current significant other. So, it fitting in the terms of s"extra"tary.

The whole office was buzzing with the latest news:

Morgyn: "Did you hear about, Jim?"
Keegan: "No, what happened?"
Morgyn: "Jim's wife came to bring him lunch and walked into his office to find him having a nooner with his sextratary right on his desk."
Keegan: "Sucks to be him."

by Saggysocks October 3, 2007

Sexstrated

To be stressed or frustrated due to the lack of sexual activity.

Mike is sexstrated because his wife has him on punishment.

by WESTBANKGOD May 13, 2015

sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

sextraordinary

1. Adjective combining sexy and extraordinary meaning extremely sexy. Similar to sexalicious. 2. Adjective describing extraordinarily good sex.

1. She doesn't just have nice lips, they are sextraordinary.
2. Then he went down on me, and things got really sextraordinary.

by jonnytopaz September 6, 2007

Seperated

when things are far apart
When your eyebrows no longer want you

distance

Bye

Sidney groombridges eyebrows are dead ass seperated
Sidney groombridges eyebrows are slowly seperating from eachother, they got a divorce

by Bitc.hh September 14, 2016

sexigrated

when a school has frequent sexual activity, the school is sexigrated

pimp: ho my school sucks, none of the girls put out
ho: that sucks pimp, my school sexigrated, we all put out

by da real pimp April 14, 2008