Sex Clown

The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.

The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.

Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.

Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.

by riomx September 9, 2006

Sex Canyons

Two Dimples located directly above a females ass. Caused by lack of fat in the lower back. One of the sexiest portions of the female anatomy.

I don't know what to look at! Her ass or those Sex Canyons!

by IceWithHeata April 18, 2009

Sex Chest

a very nice set of breasts that you want to make the sex with.

My Friend Kristen Bought Herself a Sex Chest.

by Nick Nicholas Nick October 18, 2008

Sex Coma

A complete loss of consciousness and total paralysis following an unusually extensive and prolonged and thorogh sexual experience that is so intense the neural circuitry can no longer function, hence the person enters a sex coma.

I banged that bitch to the point of sex coma.

*upon seeing a sexually attractive lady* That girl is a potential BTPOSC (banged to the point of sex coma)

by Wabang January 19, 2010

sex camel

someone who can go long periods of time without sex

what are you, a sex camel? You haven't had sex in 2 years!

by ThisReallyHappened June 25, 2014

Sex Camel

A woman (usually), who can go for long periods without sex in the same manner that a camel can go for long periods without water. She stores it up. Maybe in her breasts, but this is undetermined.

I only get to sleep with my wife once a month. She's a total sex camel.

by Pericalina November 13, 2003

Sex Can

Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.

Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know

by PythonSNICKERS January 6, 2019