suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.

1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"

by Enzothegift February 9, 2014

septicwhore

A prostitute that is easy enough to take a swim in a septic tank as payment. The final step underneath a dumpster slut.

I wouldn't nail that septicwhore if she paid me.

by GES May 2, 2006

Septicputridicty

When a smell/odor is so painfully foul, that it excedes the capacity of the word: rank, makes all the tiny hairs of a person's body stand on end, and ultimately leads a person to believe that the origin of the smell/odor is definitely septic and putrid.. it is septicputridicity.

When half an airplane is not able to breath and starts to make unconscious statements/grunts/sounds outloud due to a certain individual because of the lack of oxygen.. one passenger might consciously say "Dude! That's Septicputridicty!?!"

by Dara Lugay, Arvin Lugay March 2, 2007

Septic Tank of Awesomeness

Something that looks like shit (figuratively or literally), but is actually good. Named for the Hawthorn Hawks (AFL team) whose yellow and brown uniform makes them look like a septic tank of shit and piss, yet they are awesome despite the colour of their uniform.

Dane reckons the septic tank of awesomeness are gonna kick Geelong's arse tonight.

by munkychump April 4, 2013

septic edge

cutting edge = prehistoric
bleeding edge = so last season

septic edge = the future

to be so damn cool, innovative and "out there" that you've started to go off and smell a bit.

"oh Robin... that idea is so maaad cool, i dont think the world's ready for it. man, i'm in awe of you, you're like so, septic edge"

by emma wood April 7, 2008

Septic

Affectionate name used by Glasgow Rangers to call their city rivals Glasgow Celtic.

I see The Mighty Gers pumped Septic 3-0 at the weekend again!!

by bigbluenosebear April 11, 2011

septic death

Septic Death were an extremely fast thrashcore band from Boise, Idaho. The band was formed in the 80s by Brian "Pushead" Schroder who has his own label, Pusmort Records and has done art for bands such as The Misfits and Metallica. Their lyrical themes are usually about horror and mental anguish.

Septic Death released many albums and bootlegs and were featured on the international compilation, P.E.A.C.E. / War. They were also on another international compilation called Cleanse the Bacteria on the bands label, Pusmort Records.

by crustfan April 14, 2007