semiotic

person with just one functional eye

David Bowie is semiotic

by Journas October 9, 2003

semiotics

A word philosophers use to mean a condition, of mental pain for example.

On the subject of a students low grades
The semiotics of a convultion by a student who was outraged enough by the precise language of philosophy, coupled with his disgust at the rigidity of a fine art degree, led him to conclude it was all rubbish that came from the loins

by Edgar Allen Post September 22, 2006

Simpion(s)

Aaron's definition; another expression for the word "symptoms"...used in place of "symptoms" for the male population that cannot spell.

"Bill told me he only had cold simpion(s) and a headache."

by Rodeo Bowbashowski March 18, 2009

Semiotician

A person who agrees with this definition.

"He really liked Interstellar, but then again, he is a Semiotician."

Brandt: "He's a Semiotician."
Dude: "Aw. That must be exhausting."

by ReHAL December 1, 2014

Sempnothetic satanist

Group of persons who claimed to be satanists but doesn't believe or worship satan as their savior and betray him and neither participate with catholic rituals as they are a bit satanic in sense

He is not going to church. He is a sempnothetic satanist

by Anonymous lord January 14, 2019

sempoo

only someone who is worthy can earn the title of “Sempoo”

i love my sempoo

by poopystonk90 October 24, 2019

Simpious

When your boy has been acting like a Simp in an extended period of time

I cannot stand Mark, his behavior has been so simpious ever since he met Brittany.

by SimpDoctor April 1, 2020