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Senamile

A girl who is nice and is a great friend
But u shouldn't mess with her cause she will tell u whats on her mind straight away
Senamile
by That Niggga January 20, 2020
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Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010
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The Tea Cup Seaman Special

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.
"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter
by The Owler November 27, 2014
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Where the seams meet

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.
by Alexander Skinbound August 11, 2016
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Sefa

sefa is a sweet handsome boy, a lover but a man with secretsand he has a huge massive dick
When you hear the name Sefa, you automatically think of love, smile and crazy
by Classicman99 January 7, 2019
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Selam

Selam is a very nice person with a great personality. She is very PRETTY AND THICK. She has a big butt. She loves to laugh with her friends and is loyal.
Selam is so nice
by Grfhfguddsf September 21, 2019
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SEAmax

short for Southeast Asian- max.

A term incels use to describe the practice of going to more Southeast Asian countries such as Laos and Cambodia, and basically getting a ton of girls who will be enticed by US citizenship and just plain cash.
GIRLSHATEME69: Any one of us can literally go SEAmax right now and we'd get girls that are at least 7/10 in Thailand. But who the fuck wants to admit defeat and do that?

I_HAVE_A_SEX_DUNGEON: Ikr brother. Those whores only want American welfare and citizenship.
by Ov3rpowered November 30, 2019
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