The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.
by RickyDash March 13, 2018
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Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005
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Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"
Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
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Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
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Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"
by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007
Get the glorified secretary mug.A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
by Coach P July 13, 2006
Get the sexretary mug.Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.
by JMAC145 April 20, 2016
Get the secretary ass mug.Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.
by Synonymous January 20, 2006
Get the secretart mug.secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know
stewardesses = longer than secretary
by silkster October 19, 2005
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