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compaq screw

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers
i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.
by [c0x0r] December 1, 2004
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screw face

caribbean/jamaican slang, meaning "to make an angry face"
"wah wit dat screw face yah hab?" (what's with that angry face you have?)
by La la la la December 24, 2008
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a few screws loose

A person who is off his or her rocker; someone who is crazy or weird. Someone who does weird things, says crazy stuff, etc.
A few screws loose: "Jeffrey Dahmer, the American serial killer who would eat his victims, had more than his fair share of missing screws."
by FrozYo January 5, 2011
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chopped and screwed

Slowing down a song to a furneral pace and repeating certain points of the songs to create a double-up effect. Chopped and Screwed music originated in the early 1990's from legendary DJ Screw, the godfather of Screwed Music, who perfected the art of slowing down one record on one turntable and then having the same record on another turntable at a delay so as create a repetition. DJ Screw had his own label, Screwed Up Records, and own group, Screwed Up Click. DJ Screw suddenly passed away in November 2000 from heart failure which was attributed to drinking prescription cough syrup. This cough "syrup" was popularized in in late 2000 by Three 6 Mafia with "Sippin on Some Syrup". The syrup claimed to help become infused in the Chopped and Screwed music. They syrup slowed down motor skills and was directed related to Chopped and Screwed music.

DJ Michael "5000" Watts caught onto the Chopped and Screwed method in 1995. He started his own label, Swishahouse. It wasn't until the 2000's, that DJ Michael Watts gained some fame. He signed Slim Thug, Paul Wall, Khamillionaire, Mike Jones, and Magnificient to the Swishahouse label. Countless Chopped and Screwed mixtapes of big hit radio songs were slowed down. Along with big names involving themselves on the mixtapes, the southern rap style from Houston was on the verge of blowing up by 2003. Late 2003, Three 6 Mafia's "Da Unbreakables" was remixed by Watts. It was a sure hit due to Three 6 Mafia's infectious production from the DJ Paul and Juicy J. Once the 2 worlds of Three 6 Mafia's crunk music and the Chopped and Screwed music collided, countless ears started to listen what the city of Houston had to say.

In mid-2004, Mike Jones, Slim Thug, and Paul Wall teamed up on a compilation CD from Watts called "The Day Hell Broke Loose Pt. 2". The song was entitled, "Still Tippin". The regualar version of the song became a major hit commercially. What people did not know was that a Chopped and Screwed version was making it way through the stores and on the Internet. A video was also made for the slowed down version. Major airplay came to both version of the song. The song was subsequently released on Mike Jones' album, "Who is Mike Jones?" in early 2005.

Currently, big name southern rappers are releasing 2 versions of their albums, one regular and the other "Chopped and Screwed". Such artists such as Ludacris, 8 Ball & MJG, T.I. Lil Wayne, Big Tymers, David Banner, Lil Wyte, Three 6 Mafia, Paul Wall, Mystikal, and Juvenile have had their regular albums chopped and screwed up.

This new form of music has even spawned a software music editor called Screwlab. It slows the speed down of a record and allows for chopping and recording of any mp3-coded song. More info can be found at www.Screwlab.com.
Chopped and Screwed music is my favorite to ride slow to.
by MisterMehoff June 6, 2005
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Screw that

Said after someone tells or asks you to do something that you're too lazy or you just don't want to do. Can be used the same as "fuck that" or "I don't want to" .
Jim: Dude pass me a coke?
Bill: Screw that!
by Steven. L June 16, 2007
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Water Temple Screwjob

1) The point in the water temple where link comes across a locked door with no small key on hand and must back track through the entire temple to find the key, most notable time when TV screens and controllers get broken.

2) A rare occurrence where link uses a small key on the wrong door and cannot access the last small key leaving the player to restart the temple or worse the entire game. This is also known as the Mega Water Temple Screwjob.
"Hey did you get the water medallion yet?"

"No man I got to the last door and found out I didn't have the last key to unlock it, so I threw my game away."

"Aww sounds like you experienced the Water Temple Screwjob."
by suicine December 9, 2009
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Who the screw

(Slang): A censored, rhyming way of essentially asking "who the fuck", also can be done as "what the screw", "Where the screw, ect, but doesn't sound nearly as good.
Child 1: *Throws pencil at Child 2*
Child 2: Who the f-....
Teacher: *ahem*
Child 2: Sorry. Who the screw thew that?!
Child 3: *points at Child 1* it was him!
Child 1: Snitch!
by Allen October 9, 2006
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