siberian camel 

The act of making love through rubbing your buttcheeks against your lover's while simultaneously stimulating your partner with pelvic gas noises, and sometimes runny chunks of feces.

Camel and Masha gave each other a naughty stare, turned around, and performed a siberian camel.

siberian camel by CaseNerd555 September 28, 2009

Siberian crown 

The act of holding your victim down in a snowdrift and defecating upon their head.

My girlfriend has been giving me the silent treatment since I gave her a Siberian crown.

Siberian crown by RussianDave March 16, 2014

trans siberian orchestra 

The coolest shit that you will ever see.

The Trans Siberian Orchestra is awesome.

trans siberian orchestra by orcdork November 11, 2009

siberian splitter 

The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.

If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.

I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.

siberian splitter by P-Nut December 13, 2019

Siberian Sunglasses 

Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.

"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Siberian Sunglasses by A cold blind fool March 16, 2010

Severina 

The manifestation of pure awesomeness, encompassed by unparalleled beauty and poise. Often endowed with unsurpassed intellect and variety of awe-inspiring talents.

"Davinci's art elicits a severinaesque depiction in my mind"

Severina by SeviiRina November 20, 2009

Siberian Toe Ring 

A Siberian Toe Ring is when during the act of Anal Intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. In order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the anus. The result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in Western Culture during summer months. The “Siberian” title is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are prone to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.

I literally fucked the shit out of Florence's ass last night.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.

Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.

Siberian Toe Ring by Granny Gromann June 2, 2010