Stripper Stash

A collection of 5 or more-one dollar bills.

Guy 1: Hey dude, do you have change for a 5?

Guy 2: Yeah, just let me check my stripper stash.

by Verbtex March 29, 2009

Stripper Mugged

When you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the VIP room. One hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! You got stripper mugged!

Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.

by golite January 16, 2009

Stripper Fort

A secret hideout built by a stripper in order to shelter your lap dances from the rest of the club. It is ussually made of multiple high back chairs turned backwards to create a wall of privacy. It is generally more cost effective than the VIP room.

Matt said he had the time of his life at the club last night. He hooked up with a cool stripper and she even built him a stripper fort! She then proceeded to violate the clubs touching policy! It was better that any VIP room.

by goheavy September 19, 2009

stripper in hell

when a stripper has to strip for an old, fat, trucker dude, who's body is greasier than the bacon at Whataburger.

Your fat Uncle Louie going to a strip bar and paying for one girl ALL night. That's a stripper in hell.

by alex December 28, 2003

stripper wallet

When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.

Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.

by Sven Pisker September 11, 2007

crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008

Stripper

An individual; male or female, with the athletic prowess of a jungle cat and the tits (or balls) enough to take off their clothes and dance around butt naked in front of a crowd of people for tips. These people are adept in the art of flirting, fantasy creation and erotic dance. Not a profession for the weak willed or faint of heart, it is an art not understood by many and thus often disrespected.

That stripper at the club downtown makes more paper in one night than most of you will make in a month.

"I am a stripper, I make more money in four hours shaking my ass than you do in four days breaking your ass." - A Stripper.

by farkfarkfark October 21, 2012